Friday, July 8, 2011
Box Office Battle - July 8th
One of the things that I have recently started loving about movies, thanks in no small part to a wonderfully fun game that I always seem to come in second place at over at the Filmspotting Forums, is keeping track of the box office. I know I tend to specialize in review here, but there's something thrilling about prognosticating about what Mrs. and Mr. Jane Q. Public will potentially be seeing this weekend, and exactly how much money each big new movie is going to make. So why not share my guesses with more than just my Filmspotting Circle (Google Plus trademark pending)? So how might this weekend's box office shake out? Well, let's do some projecting!
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box office,
box office news,
Bridesmaids,
Charlie Day,
Colin Farrell,
horrible bosses,
Jamie Foxx,
Jason Bateman,
Jason Sudeikis,
Jennifer Aniston,
kevin james,
movies,
The Hangover,
zookeeper
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Day of Reckoning: Harry Potter Announcement
You see that picture above? That's a photograph from London of thousands of people camping out for the London premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. It premiered over there on July 7th (today!). I couldn't be there, so I am going to be doing the next best thing. If there's one thing I love more than Harry Potter, it's big, dumb elaborate stunts that test the very limits of my psyche. There is, perhaps, something incredibly appealing about the art of self destruction (this should be the title of the failed novel I attempt to write). It is with that mindset that I have decided to undertake what is, largely, an incredibly trying task. I am going to be watching all seven of the Harry Potter films back to back to back to back to back to back to back as a way to completely send one of my favorite series of all time out with a bang.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Taking on 2011 - Top Films (Q2 Quarterly Review)
It seems like it was only yesterday I was writing up my Top Tracks and Top Albums of 2011 so far. In fact, it was a couple of days before yesterday. Despite the year being phenomenal for music, as I was looking over the list of movies I have seen in 2011, the abridged list (so the one that excludes all the 2010 releases that I am carrying over because of Filmspots eligibility purposes) is incredibly top heavy. So much so that I almost considered just doing a Top Five Movies list at this point in time because I did not think I have seen ten 2011 movies that were worth dedicating entire paragraphs to at this point in time. The trade off, I think, is that the movies that are at the top of the list are, in many cases some of the millennium's best films. Be sure to look back on the Q1 Top Films list to see how things have shaken up since then. Now dim the lights, grab the old fashioned popping corn, and let's make a list.
Labels:
film,
hbo films,
Jane Eyre,
Justin Bieber,
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never,
Lady GaGa,
movies,
quarterly review,
source code,
summer wars,
Top Films,
Tree of Life,
uncle boonmee,
x-men first class
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Come On Pops, I Need A Little More Speed
Cars 2 (Lasseter and Lewis, 2011)
When I searched Cars 2 on imdb.com, it was the first result, but right below it was (somewhat inexplicably) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, another sequel that was lambasted by critics who apparently felt scorned. Prior to the release of Pixar's latest film Cars 2, there was a brouhaha regarding the movie's existence as nothing more than a mindless cash grab. It seemed like far before the movie was even screened for critics that it was practically destined to be shredded by the critical community. Now in the past I have had my share of problems with Pixar, as it always seems to me that since Wall*E the studio has done its best to artificially manufacture emotion for the sake of seeming profound. This notion was incredibly clear both in Up's sectioned off sections of emotion that were jarringly inserted alongside its broad comedy, and the same could be said of many of the scenes in Toy Story 3. So I entered Cars 2, a sequel to what I consider one of the worst of a catalog of mostly lackluster entries, expecting to come out, as many other critics were, completely furious. But in the end, I was mostly left wondering one thing: why?
Labels:
animation,
Cars,
Cars 2,
cartoons,
children,
childrens movies,
Finding Nemo,
John Lasseter,
Larry the Cable Guy,
movies,
Owen Wilson,
Pixar,
review,
Star Wars,
The Incredibles,
Toy Story,
Up,
WallE
Monday, July 4, 2011
Taking on 2011 - Top Albums (Q2 Quarterly Review)
My personal vendetta against 2011 continues along at a quick pace, following up the Top Tracks Q2 Review with a larger focus. We're going to be talking about albums, those complex monsters that haunt the innards of our iPods. Crackling on the speakers in the car during long rides, pulsating through ear buds while you're on the day's run, albums are meant to be digested. Even though the year is only half over, I am actually surprised at just how great a year it has been for music. Not to mention that my most anticipated albums are still to be released! Below we have the good, few marks of ugly from 2011. Before reading, check out how the list has changed as well, but catching up on the Q1 Quarterly Review of Top Albums. Here at Processed Grass I am all comprehensive, all the time!
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bon iver,
childish gambino,
donald glover,
ellie goulding,
Lady GaGa,
list,
miranda cosgrove,
music,
OFWGKTA,
pj harvey,
quarterly review,
Selena Gomez,
the mountain goats,
tyler the creator
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Taking on 2011 - Top Tracks (Q2 Quarterly Review)
So, we have officially hit the halfway mark of the year. How are those New Year's Resolutions holding up? Mine had already been abandoned by the time I composed the first Quarterly Review, so now I have resolved to make no more resolutions. Even if that does not cure my shame and disappointment, I can at least take solace in the fact that this year has produced a number of great songs to inhabit this list. Just a forewarning, this list is going to be a good deal different from the Q1 Quarterly Review. More eclectic! More daring! More music!
Before we begin I should probably issue another short reminder: this is a Quarterly Review because I do them every three months, not because the list only contains songs released in these three months. They are all building to the final lists in January, and as such I think it is important to see the process up until that point. Both for myself and, hopefully, for you the reader. Some songs that were my favorites earlier have had time to sit, marinate, and fall or rise accordingly. These are the ideas that fascinate my mind! As usual, click the links to listen to the tracks. And with that, put the needle on the record!
Before we begin I should probably issue another short reminder: this is a Quarterly Review because I do them every three months, not because the list only contains songs released in these three months. They are all building to the final lists in January, and as such I think it is important to see the process up until that point. Both for myself and, hopefully, for you the reader. Some songs that were my favorites earlier have had time to sit, marinate, and fall or rise accordingly. These are the ideas that fascinate my mind! As usual, click the links to listen to the tracks. And with that, put the needle on the record!
Labels:
avril lavigne,
big krit,
chamillionaire,
james blake,
Kanye West,
miranda cosgrove,
music,
OFWGKTA,
quarterly review,
Rebecca Black,
Selena Gomez,
songs,
top tracks,
tune-yards,
tyler the creator
Friday, July 1, 2011
In The Squares Of The City - In The Shadow Of The Steeple
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Bay, 2011)
I don't think I've ever really liked NASCAR. I know I enjoy elements of the sport, I know I am intrigued at pondering what it represents and where it finds its popularity, but as hard as I have tried I simply cannot discover the appeal on a large scale. As is the case with most sports the only real purpose is to assert dominance, and specifically in racing the appeal comes from watching the wanton destruction on the track when cars crash. Michael Bay's Transformers: Dark of the Moon - and the series in general - has always struck me as sort of similar to NASCAR. I understand it has a purpose, but I never really understood how this purpose is pragmatic. However, much like the motor sport I have attempted to love, perhaps even genuinely found flashes of excitement, I find myself ready to line up for each new entry that Bay attempts to pump out. So whether he is conscious of it or not (I don't think it matters much one way or the other), Bay has to be doing something right. Right?
Labels:
action,
America,
Bill O'Reilly,
Dark of the Moon,
John Malkovich,
Ken Jeong,
Michael Bay,
NASCAR,
review,
Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley,
Shia LaBeouf,
summer movies,
Transformers,
Transformers 3
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